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t's great to make her laugh too, but actual jokes are much better than even the best funny pick up lines. That's because most so-called funny pickup lines will simply brand you as a rookie, and women simply aren't excited by rookies.

We've collected a few here that should be good for some hilarious moments at home with your friends, but we wouldn't recommend trying them on that hot waitress at the new bar in town.

Therefore, for entertainment purposes only, here are some funny pick up lines that have amused us:

  • Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
  • If I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  • The more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  • I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I knew how hot you were, I would have grabbed your ass instead of bumping into you.
  • If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
  • I had your sister last year. She sucked. Want to defend the family honor?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room across the street.
  • I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

“… lack of originality will be the kiss of death when flirting with women …”

While laughter does loosen the libido, most funny pick up lines are an exception to that rule. They sound canned (because they are) and that lack of originality will be the kiss of death when flirting with women. Few things make a woman feel less "special" than clich├ęd pick-up lines.

They may seem funny to you but they won't seem funny to her. They'll seem pathetic instead.

If you're interested in learning a better way, we suggest checking out our Flirting Tips For Men page right now, specifically what types of lines actually do work.

You could also learn a bit more about why

funny pick up lines do more harm than good.